Um...y'all are freaks.

I moved and I'm without internet access from home. *SOB*

Me: Your luverly legal clerk for this evening.
Lawyer 1: Asshat
Lawyer 2: Other asshat.
OMGIT: I'm Microsoft Certified!

Lawyer 1: OMG. Can we record this meeting using our video conference equipment?
OMGIT: Certainly!
Lawyer 2: Yeah, but can we totally record it onto DVD?
OMGIT: Perhaps!
Lawyer 1: Yeah, we have to send it to Jakarta (from Australia).
OMGIT: HRM! Not sure we have the equipment for this. But we can rent it.
Lawyer 2: Can we rent it?
OMGIT: Yeah I'm pretty sure that we can rent it. Then all we'll have to do is mail it to Jakarta.
Lawyer 1: OMGK!!
Lawyer 2: OMGK!1
Me: *stare*
OMGIT: *puffs up* What, peon!!?
Me: ...DVD....REGIONS. Jakarta. Australia. NOTSAME!!
OMGIT: ...on second thought, maybe VHS...
Lawyer 1: YES, I CONCUR!!
Lawyer 2: VHS IS BEST! HUZZAH IT-MAN!! YOU ARE BRILLIANT!!!
Me: *eyeroll*

Okay so that's not -really- now it went...but you get the idea....